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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 13:08

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why have Indian girls almost stopped wearing sarees?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do older men like to get anal sex?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What was your best revenge story?

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

My wife always forces me to suck my bulls dick and balls and even Lick his cum from her face and tits and they even humiliate me very badly plus she always talks about big Dicks everywhere everytime and show me pics of huge cocks what should I do ?